Deena Confused About Having Plastic Surgery

Jersey Shore genius Deena Nicole Cortese assures us she’s never had plastic surgery, but what constitutes plastic surgery might differs from others by her definition.

just to let ya know..I have not got any plastic surgery..yes in the past i have had a nose job..and i am not against plastic surgery at all..i have thought about getting it redone to round the tip but haven’t yet..and don’t know if I am..I am not afraid to ADMIT i got plastic surgery so if I do.. I’ll let u know.. I thinned my eyebrows..and lost weight thanks to the @freshdiet .. and learned how to do my makeup..lighter eye shadow brings out my eyes..and highlight under my eyes gives an effect of higher cheek bones.. the end. If I get the nose job I’ll let ya know =]

Wait. What?! Does that even make sense?